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»MATT acquires PINK WIG

»MATT equips PINK WIG

»sing BEEZ IN THE TRAP?

»Y/N

»MATT has chosen YES to sing BEEZ IN THE TRAP

»MATT improvises a DANCE

This day ain’t the same without Jan…

:’(

I did it,

I go’ drunk ‘nough t’ f’get m’las’ name.

Fuck’n’ A.

Y’ever feel like ya’ve gained an’ lost everythin’ in less than a years time?

Time t’ get so drink I forget m’name.

*He’s landed at Domodedovo and now it’s hard to talk and walk at the same time, he’s short on breath if he does either of those two activities too long and his inhaler is still useless and he’s starting to worry but he just wants to see Maya.*

*And in the past few hours, his coughing’s gotten worse but now he’s at the airport- and sitting at the gate. He can’t walk too fast without feeling lightheaded and needing to stop and he’s been taking generous puffs on his inhaler. This was probably just from the nerves.*

Matt didn’t wake up this morning, even though he meant to. Meant to be up a good two hours early, blow through his route so he could get to Maya. He’d already warned people he’d need a round trip plane ticket which now sat lonely on his nightstand. Funny how it was in the same place as he’d found the ring.

From the outside Matt looked peaceful, a deep sleep all wrapped in blankets. But that was not the case inside of his head.

In Matt’s subconscious, it was cold: cold and wet and deep though he could see every demented and twisted and wrong looking thing that swam around him. He was being pulled- but when he looked down he saw nothing- not a thing. But down down down deeper and deeper and he couldn’t breathe, water was already filling his lungs from a few useless attempts, he felt something nudge at his side and turned to see a great big shark. Exploratory bumps led to exploratory bites, he knew that. Ah, there it was. Right around his hand. He’d be all right now (meaning of course, he’d lost his left hand.) He let out a scream and let in more water, the bubbles and blood created a mad rush towards the sinking man.

Of course, back in his bedroom, the nudge had only been from his dog Hal’s cold wet nose asking to be let out.

.

I KNOW RIGHT?

Shit shit shit…….

How’m I s’posed t’ get t’ fuckin’ America by t’morrow?!

Alright my icelandic bitches.

Ya need a sitter for th’ day?

M…aya…….. Is that……

tigerstaden:

Bold what applies to you

eatthebutter:

Appearance:

I am 5’4 or shorter.
I have many scars.
I burn easily
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I’ve had/I need braces. 
I wear glasses/contacts
I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:

I’ve sworn at my parents. 
I’ve been kicked out of the house. 
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I’ve lost a child.

Embarrassment:
I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation. 
Disney movies still make me cry. 
I’ve snorted while laughing. 
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. 
I’ve glued my hands to something.
I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I’ve had stitches.
I’ve broken a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I’ve had surgery.
I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:
I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
I’ve been to Canada. 
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Japan.
I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I’ve been to Spain.
I’ve been to Africa.
I’ve been to Italy.
I’ve been to France.
I’ve been to London.

Experiences:
I’ve been lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star. 
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve been to a casino.
I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny dipping.
I’ve played spin the bottle.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a play
I’ve met someone in person from the internet.  
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
I’ve played chicken.
I’ve played a prank on someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I’ve eaten sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:
I’m single.
I’m in a relationship.
I’m engaged.
I’m married.
I’ve gone on a blind date. 
I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I’ve been divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. 

Sexuality:
I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.
I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time. 
I am a cuddler.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve had sex outdoors.
I’ve hugged a stranger. 
I have kissed a stranger. 
I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I’ve cheated while playing a game.
I’ve run a red light.
I’ve been suspended from school. 
I’ve witnessed a crime.
I’ve been in a fist fight.
I’ve been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol:
I’ve consumed alcohol.
I’ve smoked a cigarette. 
I(‘ve) smoke(d) pot.
I regularly drink.
I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
I’ve done hard drugs.
I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.

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