King of the North

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:01:18 -0500

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:01:29 -0500

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:01:26 -0500

fortroughs: nordickong: fortroughs: nordickong: fortroughs: nordickong: Nah, same reasons....

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:54:06 -0500

fortroughs:

nordickong:

fortroughs:

nordickong:

fortroughs:

nordickong:

Nah, same reasons. Whether it’s ‘cause’a money problems or the parents don’t feel like they can care f’em right, an’ so they gotta give’m away.

Not just giving them away—

I know that.

But…humans abandon their children, right? Just—leave them outside and let them fend for themselves.

…why do they do that, Uncle Matthias?

Well…

*Sighs, rubbing at the back of his neck.*

Not everyone’s a good person, kid.

..

Okay.

[he nods, bowing his head as he accepts that reason, and goes back to quietly drawing]

[it’s still bugging him, though]

… What’cha drawin’, kiddo?

I’m drawing me and Mattie and Alfred.

[nod nod]

Oh yeah? You’re pretty damn good…

fortroughs: nordickong: fortroughs: nordickong: Nah, same reasons. Whether it’s ‘cause’a money...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:20:04 -0500

fortroughs:

nordickong:

fortroughs:

nordickong:

Nah, same reasons. Whether it’s ‘cause’a money problems or the parents don’t feel like they can care f’em right, an’ so they gotta give’m away.

Not just giving them away—

I know that.

But…humans abandon their children, right? Just—leave them outside and let them fend for themselves.

…why do they do that, Uncle Matthias?

Well…

*Sighs, rubbing at the back of his neck.*

Not everyone’s a good person, kid.

..

Okay.

[he nods, bowing his head as he accepts that reason, and goes back to quietly drawing]

[it’s still bugging him, though]

… What’cha drawin’, kiddo?

fortroughs: nordickong: fortroughs: nordickong: fortroughs: …why do parents abandon their...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:09:16 -0500

fortroughs:

nordickong:

fortroughs:

nordickong:

fortroughs:

…why do parents abandon their children sometimes.

Sometimes they don’t know how to take care’a ‘em, it’s never nothin’ personal..

But why?

…

I mean—I mean, I mean human children. Not me. I know why I was abandoned, uncle Matthias.

Nah, same reasons. Whether it’s ‘cause’a money problems or the parents don’t feel like they can care f’em right, an’ so they gotta give’m away.

Not just giving them away—

I know that.

But…humans abandon their children, right? Just—leave them outside and let them fend for themselves.

…why do they do that, Uncle Matthias?

Well…

*Sighs, rubbing at the back of his neck.*

Not everyone’s a good person, kid.

tsaritsarossii: Lookin' like a tramp, like a video...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:03:56 -0500

tsaritsarossii:

Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
{{ Because their whole existence reminds me of old rock songs.

And yeah it’s transparent.

Matthias and Maya — or M&M, which is easier. Diana wanted them eating actual M&Ms; and I’ve tried, god knows I’ve tried. Eventually I settled for this.

The proportions are off but I couldn’t physically give less of a damn.

I also can’t draw men. 8( Or complex hair. Goddamn this untamed hair.

You wanna know a sad little fact? The most detailed part of this whole “drawing” is Maya’s tattoo. }}

[A DEAFENING SCREAM CAN BE HEARD FROM CHICAGO]

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:01:17 -0500

tsaritsarossii: nordickong: tsaritsarossii: nordickong: tsaritsarossii: It’s gotten to the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:58:41 -0500

tsaritsarossii:

nordickong:

tsaritsarossii:

nordickong:

tsaritsarossii:

It’s gotten to the point where my head starts to ache after I’ve listened to Putin’s voice for more than a minute.

*Smooches all over her face muah muah muah*

[and suddenly the Maya breaks into a fit of laughter and starts squirming and covering her face]

No stOP THAT, IT TICKLES—

*OH NOW YOU’VE GOT HIM TO HAVE THIS GREAT BIG VICTORIOUS GRIN ON HIS FACE*

*HE’S JUST GONNA LISTEN TO HER LAUGHING OH GOSH WOW HE MISSED HER HUG AN’ KISS AN’ GOOFY GRIN GRIN*

[okay okay pulls back because she cannot breathe from laughter— let her just kiss his forehead and boop his nose]

Damn you, don’t make me laugh-

Aww, that ain’t allowed anymore? Laughin’s good f’ya! Good for th’ soul!

*Crinkles nose a bit when it’s booped, but he rly doesn’t mind.*

fortroughs: nordickong: fortroughs: …why do parents abandon their children sometimes. Sometimes...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:55:14 -0500

fortroughs:

nordickong:

fortroughs:

…why do parents abandon their children sometimes.

Sometimes they don’t know how to take care’a ‘em, it’s never nothin’ personal..

But why?

…

I mean—I mean, I mean human children. Not me. I know why I was abandoned, uncle Matthias.

Nah, same reasons. Whether it’s ‘cause’a money problems or the parents don’t feel like they can care f’em right, an’ so they gotta give’m away.

fortroughs: …why do parents abandon their children sometimes. Sometimes they don’t know how...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:45:22 -0500

fortroughs:

…why do parents abandon their children sometimes.

Sometimes they don’t know how to take care’a ‘em, it’s never nothin’ personal..

tsaritsarossii: nordickong: tsaritsarossii: It’s gotten to the point where my head starts to ache...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:39:39 -0500

tsaritsarossii:

nordickong:

tsaritsarossii:

It’s gotten to the point where my head starts to ache after I’ve listened to Putin’s voice for more than a minute.

*Smooches all over her face muah muah muah*

[and suddenly the Maya breaks into a fit of laughter and starts squirming and covering her face]

No stOP THAT, IT TICKLES—

*OH NOW YOU’VE GOT HIM TO HAVE THIS GREAT BIG VICTORIOUS GRIN ON HIS FACE*

*HE’S JUST GONNA LISTEN TO HER LAUGHING OH GOSH WOW HE MISSED HER HUG AN’ KISS AN’ GOOFY GRIN GRIN*

tsaritsarossii: It’s gotten to the point where my head starts to ache after I’ve listened to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:33:49 -0500

tsaritsarossii:

It’s gotten to the point where my head starts to ache after I’ve listened to Putin’s voice for more than a minute.

*Smooches all over her face muah muah muah*

evilhasnever: birdsbirds: starborn-vagabond: pettyartist: the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:01:35 -0500

evilhasnever:

birdsbirds:

starborn-vagabond:

pettyartist:

the most graceful of birds.

SLOW MOTION TENNISBALL WADDLE

LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC BEAST

JUST LOOK AT IT

KAJSHAKJSBHKAJBSJKS

OH MY GOD

omfg RUN FLUFFY RUN you beautiful fatty

tattiosala: lesbiandeathcult: One time my brother played with...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:01:44 -0500

tattiosala:

lesbiandeathcult:

One time my brother played with my webcam and discovered you could do different things with it.

OH GOD YES IT’S BACK

qenitals: shopping carts in random places make me sad there is nothing for you there friend

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:01:18 -0500

qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

there is nothing for you there friend

suckmynordick: ★

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:01:16 -0500

suckmynordick:

★

rneerkat: rehabbed: rneerkat: someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:01:25 -0500

rneerkat:

rehabbed:

rneerkat:

someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very champainful

*crowd boos*

more like crowd booze ha ha am i right

gendercake: my dad went to the hospital to get his gallbladder...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:01:23 -0500

gendercake:

my dad went to the hospital to get his gallbladder checked out and this is the shit he pulls

【ヘタリア/腐】ほくおう詰め合わせ10

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:01:18 -0500

【ヘタリア/腐】ほくおう詰め合わせ10